Coty asked if I wanted to go see an ambulance at a tent party. The best DJ in the world.

What he really meant was if I wanted to go see Armin van Buuran.

Apparently he had no idea who he was. I mean I’ve only known who he was for more than 5 years~ .

Nothing’s the same without you anymore.

Father, why are you such a dick and an embarrassment.

God help me, I’m back at walmart.

Apparently I don’t know how to hook up wireless printers even though you asked me to since you don’t know how.